I Must go in, for the Fog is Rising

Do you ever get that feeling when you’re really looking forward to something, but you don't want the good things to happen because before the good things, bad things occur? I say ‘bad things’, it's not really bad like poverty or cancer, just ‘pure unadulterated hell that is exams' - That was in quote marks because a Duck on Facebook said it.

But after the exams, which I’m half way through, there’s a 'super-cool-omg-how-did-this-ape-get-in-the-house-its-got-shelly-and-mauling-mum' Summer… And this Summer looks to be one of the best Summers yet!!!!! *Cue High School Musical music*

Here.

• Going to my first YouTube Gathering: Summer in the city

• Seeing comedian and writer Stephen Merchant live

• Going to the BBC

• Watching my brother sleep every single night when he's home and even touching and moving his hair out of his eyes.

• Forcefully making my brother pasta dishes

• Cuddling my brother until I snap some major bone

• Going to Italy

• Continue to subtly brag about my use of interpunct

YEAH SUMMER YEAH SCHOOL OVER YEAH COME ON TROY LETS SING ONE MORE SONG I ONCE WENT TO THE CINEMA TO SEE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 PLEASE JUDGE ME

No 'Myles Recommends' today- ACTUALLY NO. Here: I recommend you to look at me looking like a slightly plump and awkward hippo being greased up by a man with one glass eye who's out on bail for 7 accidental murders.

That was from the school prom. I HAD 3 J2O'S AND MY BOW TIE FELL OFF.

Bye, have a good day but don't turn around because that's where he lives. BYE.

World Events

My brother said this a while ago about the lifechanging changes on Facebook, I thought I’d re-post it here from my old blog because it makes me laff and cry everytime. You’re welcome.

'You know the down side of the Facebook layout, that you sometimes get people’s photos albums? Well, now they’ve introduced ‘Memorable Status Updates’ … Really? Really?

Somehow Facebook can tell what status updates had emotive impact upon my brain, thus causing the event to be logged for later reference.

‘Memorable’ is highly subjective though. I doubt they use mind reading. I like to think it’s done by one guy, sitting in his cubicle at the Facebook offices. He just scrolls through every status. A dark room. Face lit by the pale glow of the monitor, shining off the slightly balding mans moist eyes and lips. A smile creeps across his face. ‘Oh yeah, that was a great one’ He clicks his ‘memorable’ button and thus it is.'

THAT’S ALL FOLKS FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF THE FIRST AND LAST EVER: MYLES TELLS YOU SOMETHING HIS BROTHER SAID ABOUT FACEBOOK CHANGES!!!!

Myles Recommends:  Doing It Normal

Oh and talking about Facebook things, I got an emaill yesterday:

Sounds interesting, gonna follow it up.

It Was Evening All Afternoon...

My Mum just gave me a Good Luck card which was lovely. The card was fancily edited to have my face on... Never give someone a good luck card with a smiling picture of themselves on.

And my Nan and Grandad signed their Good Luck card from 'Little Nan and Big Granddad' what a crazy pair!

So I have my first English GCSE on Monday. I like English and today I had a whole day of English revision. Our teacher set our class the task of writing a persuasive piece regarding something we wanted to change; I don't think my teacher understood mine because most people wrote about changing the taste of onions and changing TV content and changing the weather, but I quite liked mine so yeah, here it is:

People. People. Us…What are we? We are us and people and people are complex. We are the only beings to have fluent thoughts and to decide on building to the sky. People cannot be summed up in a word; people’s years and days and personas are so vast no one word fits true. You have to back catalogue someone’s experience and life, the words that make us human cannot be used to define a humanity, an originality flows through everyone. If you see someone don’t decide on an assumption before you’ve imagined, look around you and then look back at the human you were going to judge in a split second of a second, open up with regret and with satisfaction and imagine people complexly. Yesterday I gave 10p to a hobo; he wished me a good day.

And out of boredom I wrote this thing about Starbucks, I don’t think my teacher really ‘got it’ though… I guess it’s a metaphor thing or something?

I don’t like coffee but I’ve been into Starbucks. The smell I hate and the pretentious arrangements of vanilla with cream… There’s a lot more shops y’know, even at home. Coffee is everywhere not just in Starbucks. I feel awkward when I order because I don’t want coffee but even If I did, what would I order? Starbucks have a lot of money and you’ve had a lot of coffee, I don’t like coffee but I think you do though, you’ve been to the shop and experienced the goods, so why waste time on these words? Your coffees done – Go on, walk on.

 Oh, and I made a video yesterday about benches and remembering: If you're interested click here, if you're not interested though don't be clicking anywhere near there. Instead click here or here or even here but don’t click here if you’re not interested, because that's the link to my Youtube Vidyo.

Myles recommends: 13 Ways of Looking at a Blackbird

Have a good day!