The Rocket Really is the Way to Go

Phew, finally dropped the toaster in the bath water of Tumblr. Oh, that lovely site with its insistent postings of 'HAVE A GLEE GIF!!' and 'RE-BLOG THIS PICTURE OF A FAT BABY COS IT’S FUNNY!!' I found that site never really gave words a go, and that meant it hardly ever came face to face with originality. But Blogger seems nice; Looks cool, smells cool, hears cool. I think we could be friends. [Not gonna happen, can't be friends with a website]

Just as a little insight into my mind, here's something I wrote on my phone when I visited London yesterday. [I had to pay 50p to go to the toilets and I had a waffle]

At the moment I'm on a floor filled with footballs in a big sports shop in London in England, Earth. From the train station over to this shop I was greeted with a laugh from my mum: "Myles, you're in Madame Tussauds" I turned. Justin Bieber apparently now has a wax model in Madame Tussauds...Well done. Congrats.

We've now advanced up the escalator in the shop, my Dad just got excited at some tennis balls that formed the letter 'R'. The reason I'm in London is because we're taking my brother back to Universe City. In the bus station, as we saw Ryan off, four pigeons flew in and were walking around near the vending machines. Pigeons shouldn't be doing that. My Dad said that they were probably waiting for a bus and that the one that was flying around going mental had probably lost his luggage. I doubted that. My Dad then continued with his thoughts that one of the pigeons was called Clive... Sort it out Dad. 

 

On the Train back home now, there's a man who's drinking a can of beer whilst subtly trying to pour vodka into it. Don't even try and be subtle about that, if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it with pride, otherwise, what else have you got? It was horrible to watch, the train was moving all over the place and this drink was going everywhere, when he stood up for his stop I thought he was going to fall on top of me. In his two bags filled with drinks he pulled out a cabbage, he looked pretty confused. 

- Myles

[I forgot to say, I'm Myles by the way and I'm having pasta for dinner tonight]